Is Hulu Stupid?

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Hulu is sitting on one of the biggest advertising goldmines and they don’t even seem to understand what they have. Hulu Plus seems to be proof that they haven’t got a clue.

I majored in marketing in college but did not go into the field post-graduation. One of things I learned in my very basic, non-advanced (whatever that might be) courses was that the more specific your demographic viewership the more you can pay for each set of eyeballs. If you are trying to sell widgets you are going to pay more to Widgets Weekly than Time Magazine in terms of cost/reader. This is common sense and is certainly not rocket science. Each reader of Widget Weekly is far more likely to buy your new widget than the much more diverse readers of Time Magazine.

Without even requiring a user to register or login Hulu already knows a lot about you. Here’s a list of all the things they can tell about you:

  • Approximate and sometimes exact physical location. Using features on some devices like iPhones and iPads they can even tell what direction you are facing.
  • You are more than likely a gamer if you are coming from a PS3. Also, that you have a PS3. There are a lot of game advertisers out there.
  • How bleeding edge you are. If you are accessing their services using an iPhone 3G as opposed to a 3GS or 4 then you probably are not on the bleeding/cutting edge.

This was just a short list off the top of my head but you can see there is a lot of information that can be determined by just initiating contact with Hulu/Hulu Plus. There is probably a lot more which a seasoned marketer could list. However, this is nothing. The fact is that they can make you register. They can require you to provide all sorts of information about yourself when registering but it also ties all of your viewing habits in. Now they can track all the shows you watch. That alone reveals a lot about you. They can see all of the viewing devices you own and begin to profile your willingness to spend and affinity for certain brands or product lines. If you stop videos halfway through watching them they can even determine that you either are a very busy person or have an unusually short attention span. What was I saying? Oh, yeah… they can tell a lot about you.

Again, this is nothing considering the power of the internet has on profiling people. You know how for a while there everybody was scared of cookies in-between worrying about Y2k? The legitimate worry was that sites would collect information spanning across multiple sites. Back then people were more scared that their passwords would be stolen or something but there was a lot of truth to the issues. Companies have honed this practice beyond what most anybody would have imagined using cookies among a plethora of other techniques. These people aren’t hackers either. These are people mining information to place ads on the pages you visit. Have you ever noticed how the same ads or type of ads seem to follow you from site to site? This is because they are connected to a global framework of advertising networks. They know where you’ve been and how long you’ve been there. Heck, they probably even know where you are going. There are even tools widely available that track and report (sometimes in realtime) the movement of your mouse around a web page. I’m sorry if I scared you but the point I’m trying to make is that it can be quite easy to find out ridiculous amounts of information about the viewers of a website.

Now, let’s circle on back to what I originally stated. You can sell advertising space for more when your demographic is targeted. The beauty of Hulu is that each ad can be customized to the individual viewer. Try that on TV. We’ve already established that they know a lot about you. We are talking about highly targeted commercials. This is the kind of targeting that would make the Nielson cry.

There is one more thing that makes Hulu commercials so much better than traditional broadcast ones: You can’t skip through them (I know there are hacks to bypass them but the vast majority of people aren’t going to hassle with that). This is the age of the DVR where everybody skips the commercials on their TV. Sure you can do other things on your computer when commercials come on but you still probably hear them. The iPad, iPhone and PS3 are an even better deal where you can’t even do anything else on the device. You MUST watch the commercials on these new outlets.

So, let’s examine the “Plus” model. You reduce your audience by requiring a $10 monthly fee. Perhaps it’s just me but If I had a wealth of desirable media (movies and TV shows), a way to prevent people from skipping commercials, and a ridiculous ability to customize for targeted advertising, I would probably want to get as many people using the service as possible. I’d even attempt to work out a deal with AT&T so that viewing my media and commercials didn’t count against the new 2GB limits. I mean after all I want people to watch my highly targeted ads.

I’m curious to know if people with real marketing experience and knowledge agree with me or if I slept through too many classes in school. Hey I still graduated with honors. That said, I was also fairly highly ranked in the FFA ladder on Warcraft III at that time so who knows how much I retained.

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So Long and Thanks for All the iPhones

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As a matter of full disclosure and to emphasize my points, I am one of those notorious Apple fan boys. When Apple announces a new product, I tend to transfer money to my checking account so that I can be the first kid on the block to have the greatest and latest from Cupertino. I love my iPhone. It has seriously changed how I get things done on a daily basis. I’m also a Cocoa programmer. For the Mac I develop an application named FastCapture for Casting Networks. You’ve never heard of it but probably most of the commercials you’ve seen on TV used it to capture and share auditions. For the iPad I made a simple game named Match Made that only took me about 3-4 days to write. For the iPhone I participated in the iPhone Reality Show by Command Guru where we were tasked to develop wikimeety in a week.

I briefly had the 2G and subsequently waited in line for both the 3G and 3GS. I’ve purchased 3 iPads, only one of which ultimately belong to me (64GB 3G). I had fully planned to wait in line for the next iPhone too but as a result of yesterday’s AT&T announcements that has changed.

My qualms with AT&T are not a result of increased costs. In fact, if I continued to use my iPhone like I currently do I would stand to drop $5 from my monthly bill. This is a matter of principle where I cannot stand by and give money to a company which displays an absolute disrespect for its customers. AT&T’s new iPhone plans and 3G MicroCell offering have revealed the true nature of this criminal company.

I am not one of individuals who complains about AT&T’s service quality. I actually don’t have that many problems and tend to get 3G coverage most anywhere I need or want it. My North Hollywood apartment provides me with 5 3G bars. Suffice to say I don’t need the MicroCell. However I can’t condone the way that AT&T has treated this personal cell tower. They want you to pay for the device and to use your existing internet connection to extend their network (albeit only for your personal use) and relieve the burden on their own towers’ traffic. AT&T and all other providers pay landowners (even churches) to allow them to erect towers on their property. In light of this it seems very wrong that the consumer should pay AT&T to erect a tower. The consumer is also saving them money by not using their limited tower capacity. Even though you are bypassing much of their network by using your own minutes are still deducted from the individual’s wireless plan. One of the primary components of a “minute” is the rental of AT&T’s tower capacity which is not being used in this case. Now there are more specifics and different deals associated with the MicroCell but they all point to AT&T taking more from the customer while providing them less. If AT&T cared about their product and the consumers who use it they would either offer the device for free or they would charge for the device but not deduct wireless minutes while using the it. Obviously this is not the case. Instead AT&T is using their inadequacies to charge the consumer more. What incentive do they have to improve their wireless network when they can make more when their network is bad. This is scary stuff.

That scary stuff was extended yesterday by the introduction of tethering along with new iPhone data plans to replace the current unlimited data plan. Yesterday, AT&T reached out and slapped me. No longer do they provide unlimited access but instead cap the user at 2GB for $25 (compared to the previous $30 unlimited plan). We all know that this is to solve the data usage onslaught that the iPhone introduced. I’m actually not to upset about this. I checked my data usage and the most I’ve used in a single month is around 600 MB and I rarely ever turn on the WiFi on my phone. What upsets me is the additional $20 charge for tethering. If only tethering were introduced this additional charge would be reasonable. After all, the reason that AT&T didn’t allow tethering on the iPhone a year ago when the rest of the world got it is because of the inevitable increased data use. However, they solved their data use problem by implementing the 2 GB plan. Now they are just getting greedy. If the consumer pays for a specific amount of data then who cares how they utilize it? There is no increased cost to AT&T for tethering. It is already a feature built into every 3GS but blocked by the carrier. In addition, suppose I did pony up the additional $20, I still couldn’t use it on one of the 2 devices that I would want it for. That device is the iPad. Yes, this is technically a limitation by Apple but I think we can all safely assume who is behind that decision. So now in order to use AT&T internet access on my devices I would end up spending $25 for 2GB of usage on my iPhone, $20 to use some of that same data on my MacBook Pro, and another $25 for 2 more gigabytes to use on my iPad. This equates to $75 a month for 4GB of non-refundable, non-transferable data. Instead AT&T should have done one of two things:

  1. Maintain the unlimited data plan but charge an additional fee for tethering.
  2. Cap the usage but enable tethering for free.

Even though I am not currently in danger of hitting running over the new data cap this may not be so with a new iPhone. If leaks and rumors turn out to be true then increased usage is a natural result not to mention the confirmed features in iPhone OS 4.0. There will be more apps downloading more data in the background, the ability to stream audio, and the temptation to use video conferencing. I’m reminded of the movie Devil’s Advocate where Al Pacino playing the devil portrays God as a tease, “Look but don’t touch. Touch but don’t taste. Taste but don’t swallow.”

The offerings that AT&T continuously forces users to adopt (if they want something only available on AT&T) are void of common sense. They advertise the absolute disrespect and contempt that AT&T holds for its paying customers. AT&T profits when their network is worse and therefore it is reasonable to assume that it will get worse. If they improved their network, what extra features and devices could they charge for? I ca not condone this behavior and mentality with my money.

Remember, I am not complaining about my overall bill and will happily pay the same or even more to another company. I really love my iPhone and can’t stand the idea of giving it up. I think the Android OS is a miserable experience. WebOS (by Palm and now HP) is pretty cool but the hardware is underpowered. I’m worried by comments from HP which essentially indicate its death as a smartphone though. In light of this news I’m considering getting the Sprint HTC EVO 4G even though it is Android-based. I’m not sure I’d get 4G coverage yet in Los Angeles but at least I could try it out when I go home to visit my family in Kansas City (Leawood, KS). The iPhone attraction is admittedly strong so don’t hold me accountable if I end up swallowing my pride by purchasing the next iPhone. Hopefully I wouldn’t be so weak to cave in by its launch though.

Call me a bad person, I don’t care, but I do not have well-wishes for the AT&T executives. News of their plight might stir a mini-celebration deep within.

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Please Excuse the Excuses

I just want to explain to the millions of people not visiting my site why I haven’t been blogging much as of yet. I’ve been holding off because I want to have my site in better working order before I really dive in.

You might have noticed that the site can load pretty slowly and there are often missing pieces or errors on some of the sidebar stuff. This is because I am refusing to use javascript on my site to provide its basic content so I’m loading my Twitter, MobileMe, and Netflix feed on the server, creating the html and including it on the page. The problem is that this happens every time the page is requested. That’s why the page is served up slow and sometimes the often times the 3rd party services don’t answer back in time to be included on the page (I think). The obvious solution is to cache that data and have it run on a timer (cron?) so that it isn’t performed on the page request.

I’m new to PHP and WordPress though and just haven’t found the time to learn all I need to. I have a really big and awesome PHP/MySQL book that I’m reading slowly though. PHP seems easy since I’m pretty proficient with C-like languages already but it just takes time.

Also there ares some CSS issues I’ve yet to try to resolve. There are pages which I just haven’t even started the CSS for (i.e. comments). There are also some very minor issues in FireFox with being off a few pixels here and there. Only glanced at IE7 so I’ll have to look into that and IE6 was horrible. I was going to make the site look perfect in IE6 but after the whole Facebook and YouTube news last week I’m thinking I might do something comical to users using IE6 instead.

The last thing i want to do is add a few other side bar things I’ve been planning on implementing as well as making my “About Jonathan” page link more prominent. It’s pretty hard to find on the sidebar as it is.

I’m thinking and hoping that I’ll have the opportunity to address all of these issues this weekend then I can blog in peace. After that, I’ll buy Red Sweater Software’s MarsEdit by Daniel Jalkut (@danielPunkass) and see what I have to do (if anything) to use that for my blogging needs.

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He’s a Wozniak, Wooozniak

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First off, I just want to tell my loyal readers (Hi Mom… actually she probably doesn’t read this either) that I promise I will begin posting true substance and will actually take the time to make my posts read like my first language is English (sadly it is). That said, I am compelled to share some of my experiences today.

Today all of the WWDC sessions I went to were about concurrency. I’m really excited to get to use this stuff in FastCapture as it should make the application screaming fast. All I have to do is implement it (that was sarcasm… serious about my excitement though). I also had the opportunity to have an Apple user interface designer/engineer (no idea what they are called really) go over the FastCapture. It just so turned out that he works on one of the pro video applications so the match couldn’t have been better. I got a lot of valuable feedback and bounced some ideas off of him. I’m not sure I’ll truly be able to take all that he suggested into account though as our application does have an unusual workflow and usage (the nature of its purpose).

After WWDC, I stopped by MacWorld’s party for a quick beer and a bit of food and then continued on to CocoaHeads at the Apple Store. It was frakin’ packed. Luckily, I got a chance to chat a bit with Warren Dodge from CocoaHeads Los Angeles for a bit. Another highlight of the evening was when Will Shipley brushed by me wearing a tuxedo before he gave his talk. Oh my God, I touched Will Shipley!!! As if that weren’t exciting enough, I finally met Sebastiaan de With (also a speaker) who is just an awesome designer. In fact I stole some of the layout for this blog from his. Also, I have to brag that I took a picture for him, of him in front of the ad he made for Double Twist outside the Bart connected to the Apple Store. Also, I again, talked to some of the Sofa guys (also speakers) who are also awesome as I’ve stated before.

After dropping off my bag and a t-shirt I bought from Sebastiaan at my hotel, I hit the town. I was walking by the iPhone Launch Party (which I probably couldn’t have got into) and who of all people was chatting outside? None other that the Woz. The scoop is that he was late to “opening” the event which included him walking down a red carpet because he fell asleep. After walking about 30 feet I realized I had to turn around and stalk the Woz with my eyes a bit more, which I did while talking to one of the guys from Touch Arcade (a sponsor of the party). Moving on, I finally saw and visited with Jane Lee whom I know from NSCoder in Los Angeles. I’ve been in many sessions with her but never actually seen her while at WWDC. I also had the chance to meet some of the guys (all of the guys??) from the upcoming App Bodega. Very good conversation. Then I also met Jeff (???) from PeepCode who I had just purchased a screen cast from and emailed a recommendation to last week. Apparently he never gets any feedback from his customers.

As if the evening hadn’t been exciting enough for a geek like me, I spotted a special soon-to-be-released iPhone. I confronted the owner and it was confirmed. She/he immediately handed it to me (probably to shut me up) and I talked a bit about it with him/her. The 3Gs felt a bit lighter than the current model but I’m guessing that was probably just in my head. I could also tell that it was running quite a bit smoother than the current gen (obviously due to the 600Mghz processor and 256MB of RAM). The individual bought me a beer (again, probably to shut me up) but I was an idiot and mentioned it to the App Bodega guys who didn’t believe me at first. Once they realized that I truly had seen it they turned into little kids begging for candy from the aforementioned individual.

So that concludes our bedtime story because bed is exactly where I should be going.

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Christmas in June

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I’m very excited to be blogging at the Moscone awaiting the keynote. I’ve been meeting some great people and I brought my Steve Jobs doll with me so there have been a lot of pictures which people are supposedly posting on Twitter and all. You can see a couple of the photos to the right under MobileMe. I was also interviewed by a couple people. No idea of they were with a TV station or what.

I only slept about 3 hours last night but I’m hyped up on Apple juice or Koolaid. I took the bus here and was in line by 5am. From informal counts, I was number 148 in the queue. I scored some nice swag too including a “Not a PC” shirt.

Still a couple hours till the keynote… I’m excited!

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Heaven, I’m in Heaven

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Had a great day today. Enjoyed a pleasant afternoon with my friends and hosts Bent and Sarah. Later I checked into WWDC, bought a second battery for my MBP and had some tasty Peet’s Coffee.

From there I headed over to Jillian’s for SFMacIndie. I had a few drinks and chatted with a lot of cool people that I know from their products or from chatting online. Notably I finally met Dan Wood and Mike Abdullah from Karelia. I’m friends with Terrence Talbot and I use Connection Kit which they are heavily involved in so it’s about time to put real faces and handshakes to these names.

When I was leaving I got to talking to a couple Sofa people. I have people’s cards but I want to get to sleep so I’m not gonna start looking through them for names. Anyway, I love Sofa’s stuff. They make beautiful apps and beautiful websites. I often look to their work for inspiration and examples for my projects. I ended up tagging along with another group of Sofa guys as well as a couple guys from 280 North for some sushi. Weird thing about the sushi is that I’ve only had sushi from two different places in SF and the place we went to was one of those two. Also there was another gentleman from The Omni Group. I can’t remember his name and he’s a newer member but he did know my former coworker (Casting Networks in LA), Kris Rapp, who now works at the venerable Omni Group. To say the least I had a blast. For me it was like meeting a whole bunch of movie stars except that these people actually have interesting things to say in addition to being extremely bright and creative. Creme of the crop people from all over the world (Europe and the US).

I need to stop typing because I need to go to sleep and wake up in just a few short hours so I that I can get into the keynote tomorrow

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WWDC Precognitions

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Everybody and their dog (or cat) has predicted what we’ll see at this year’s WWDC so I feel that it is about time I weigh in. Brace yourself for probably the most accurate WWDC keynote predictions yet. I can tell you that these predictions will be so frighteningly accurate that you will more than likely believe I have some sort of inside knowledge of the Apple machine. Without further ado, I present to you with the official badblog WWDC predictions:

  • There will be discussion of Snow Leopard.
  • There will be discussion of iPhone 3.0.
  • Steve will make an appearance.
  • I will be in attendance.
  • Twitter will have above average chatter.

So there you go. If you are going to be at WWDC and you are reading this then I will more than likely be looking for you so that I can introduce myself. In the meantime, I just posted a new “About Jonathan” page that will just have to tide you over until I hunt you down.

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[Cocoa createShirt];

I created and ordered 3 shirts to wear at Apple WWDC 2009 in San Francisco. All of the shirts have “/* badeen.com */” written below them. The hoodie says “[[self alcohol] inebriate];” which I’ll obviously be wearing at some of the parties in the evening. The raglan shirt says “[self portrait];” with an ASCII art rendering of Leonardo Da Vinci’s self portrait/sketch. The third and last shirt of the sweatshirt variety says “[super man];” and above the text proudly displays the Superman emblem in ASCII art. I will probably soon make a “shop” on CafePress with these shirts along w/ a few others that didn’t make the cut. I would not include the “/* badeen.com */” in those. I don’t really plan on making any money and/or marketing them but if people want them I figure I might as well get something out of it. I imagine I won’t be able to post the “[super man];” shirt due to copyright/trademark conflicts (obviously). If you really want one of the shirts then post a comment or email me so that I actually go forward with setting up shop.

Superman

Superman

Self Portrait

Self Portrait

Self Alcohol Inebriate

Self Alcohol Inebriate

P.S. I’m still not done finishing the design and capabilities of this blog/site. For the time being it looks best on Safari but I will soon make it look right in most browsers including that wretched IE6.

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NSCoder Night

Thanks for coming out to NSCoder tonight. I personally had a good time. We’ll keep it going as long as people show up and/or want to show up. Next Tuesday I will be there at 7:30PM. If anybody wants to show up earlier, by all means, knock yourself out. Just don’t expect to see mysmiling face till 7:30 (Nor will I be there and frowning any earlier). I went ahead and wrote a class that sums up what I remember from the meeting. Enjoy.


@interface Night : NSCoder
{
     	CLLocation *location;
     	NSDateComponents *date;
     	NSDictionary *people;
}
@property (readwrite, retain) CLLocation *location;
@property (readwrite, retain) NSDateComponents *date;
@property (readwrite, retain) NSDictionary *people;
- (NSURL *)cleanupVideo;
- (NSURL *)makeThreeDWithWii;
- (NSURL *)chatOnTheGo;
- (NSURL *)betterThanSilver;
- (NSURL *)itsAlive;
- (NSURL *)theresALogForThat;
- (NSURL *)prettyNotPettyAds;
- (NSURL *)twitterWhatIsItGoodFor;
- (NSURL *)theyWhoMustNotBeNamed;
- (NSURL *)sevenTwentyPIsForWusses;
@end

@implementation Night
- (id)init
{
     self = [super init];
     if ( self != nil )  {
          // Yeah, I know this isn't a real CLLocation
          // and NSDateComponents but it's easier
          // to read so kiss my NSButt.

          self.location = @"Panera Bread:
                          501 Wilshire Boulevard,
                          Santa Monica, 90403";
          self.date = @"Tuesday, May 26th, 2009";

          // There was a Michael there tonight but
          // I have no idea what his last name was
          // or his contact information.

          self.people = [NSDictionary dictionaryWithObjectsAndKeys:
			@"Niilo Tippler",	@"hidden email",
			@"Jane Lee", 		@"hidden email",
			@"Jonathan Badeen", 	@"hidden email",
			@"Kevin Kachikian", 	@"hidden email",
			@"Darrin Cardani",	@"hidden email",
			@"Patrick Sheffield", 	@"hidden email",
			@"John Ku", 		@"hidden email",
			nil];
	}
	return self;
}
- (NSURL *)cleanupVideo
{
	// Patrick Sheffield shared with us his plugin for
	// Final Cut Pro. It did impressive things with making
	// old wrinkly people look younger but not in a Joan
	// Crawford sort of way. It does more than that obviously.

	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"Sheffield Softworks"];
}
- (NSURL *)makeThreeDWithWii
{
	// We watched a video on cool 3D possibilities achieved
	// using the Wii
	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"YouTube Video"];
}
- (NSURL *)goGoIRC
{
	// Jane Lee discussed Mobile Colloquy for the iPhone which
	// she works on. Very useful for connecting to #macdev,
	// #iphonedev, and #nscodernight (all on freenode) while
	// on the go.
	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"Colloquy"];
}
- (NSURL *)betterThanSilver
{
	// Noise Ninja - The Gold Standard (Upgraded from Bronze)
	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"Picture Code"];
}
- (NSURL *)itsAlive
{
	// Kevin Kachikian was interested in several things people
	// are working on in relation to his application,
        // My Living Desktop.
	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"My Living Desktop"];
}
- (NSURL *)theresALogForThat
{
	// Jonathan Badeen wondered if there was a good NSLog
	// replacement for writing to a custom file. He has been
	// looking at SymbicLogKit
	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"SymbicLogKit"];
}
- (NSURL *)prettyNotPettyAds
{
	// We talked about ads in apps and the web and we
	// decided to eliminate them. In the meantime some
	// of us think that Fusion Ads is a nice way to go.

	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"Fusion Ads"];
}
- (NSURL *)twitterWhatIsItGoodFor
{
	// Jonathan and Jane defended their addictions to
	// Twitter while everybody else made fun of them
	// on Facebook. Jonathan hearts his Tweetie-pie.
	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"Tweetie"];
}
- (NSURL *)theyWhoMustNotBeNamed
{
	// Yeah, yeah, yeah, Microsoft sucks. No seriously
	// they do. However, they do get props for making
	// Windows Media Center. AppleTV and Front Row
	// are nice simple devices with iTunes hookups but
        // Win MCEslaps it around in general including with
        // Apple-esque UI.
	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"Windows Media Center"];
}
- (NSURL *)sevenTwentyPIsForWusses
{
	// Though Jonathan wanted to get an AppleTV
	// and hack the hell out of it w/ some Boxee
	// goodness, he decided to get a Popcorn Hour
	// so that he could enjoy the beauty of 1080p.
        // He will soon be blind from sitting too close
        // to the TV.
	return [NSURL URLWithString:@"Popcorn Hour"];
}
@end

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I Hear Chariots of Fire

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This weekend I was able to implement much of my desired blog design. It still has a way to go but the finish-line is nearing. Some additional “widgets” or side-content that I plan on implementing include the following: Netflix, Twitter, geolocation, flickr, AIM, Mobile Me (if any such API exists), iTunes, OpenID, and Facebook Connect.

Hopefully I’ll be able to wrap it up soon. My goal is to be posting useful information and conjecture by the time I go to WWDC. If you have any suggestions for the blog including its design, please let me know. Also if you are listed in my links and wish that your site not be associated with your name tell me and I’ll use the blog title instead.

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